I mean, it's not BAD that I'm on a kick, but they're bad poems.
To prove my point, here is a haiku that I have just spontaneously made in the last 3 minutes:
Kudumungo
All at once, Johnny,
upon looking around, saw
his Kudumungo.
Pathetic, isn't it? Yes. No? If you don't think that's pathetic, wait 'til you hear this one.
Tapioca
Tapioca
with fine china.
Go to the Harlem
and be a whina'.
Everyone
gather' round.
Spin to one,
hot bun,
tapioca
every night.
If I do say so myself, that was HORRIBLE! What kind of crap is that? Not at all making sense. I suppose you could do better. That said, post your best poems as "Responses". I want something short and sweet, here!